just for a laugh (marriage joke)

sharing a FB friend's post :)

အေမး ~ အသက္ရွည္ရွည္ ေနႏိုင္ဖို႔ နည္းလမ္းေလးမ်ား ရွိလားဆရာ?
အေျဖ ~ အိမ္ေထာင္ျပဳလိုက္ပါ...
အေမး ~ အဲဒါက တကယ္အသက္ရွည္ေစတယ္လား ဆရာ?
အေျဖ ~ အသက္ေတာ့ မရွည္ပါဘူး။ အသက္ရွည္ရွည္ ေနခ်င္စိတ္ေတာ့ထပ္ျဖစ္လာေတာ့မွာ မဟုတ္ဘူး။

အေမး ~ မဂၤလာပြဲမွာ စံုတြဲေတြ ဘာလို႔ တစ္ေယာက္လက္ကို တစ္ေယာက္ ကိုင္ေလ့ရွိၾကသလဲ။
အေျဖ ~ ဒါက ထံုးတမ္းအစဥ္အလာ တစ္ခုပါပဲ။ လက္ေ၀ွ႔သမားေတြ မသတ္ပုတ္ခင္မွာ
လက္ဆြဲႏႈတ္ဆက္ၾကသလိုမ်ိဳးေပါ့။

အေမး ~ ေမာင္ ဒီေန႔က ခင္တို႔ရဲ႕ မဂၤလာႏွစ္ပတ္လည္ေနာ္။ ဘာလုပ္ၾကရင္ ေကာင္းမလဲဟင္?
အေျဖ ~ (၂)မိနစ္ေလာက္ (၀မ္းနည္းျခင္း အထိန္းအမွတ္နဲ႔) ၿငိမ္သက္ေနၾကတာေပါ့ကြာ။

အေမး ~ “ခ်စ္လို႔လက္ထပ္တာ” နဲ႔ “မိဘေတြစီစဥ္မႈေၾကာင့္ လက္ထပ္တာ”ကြာျခားပံု
အေျဖ ~“ကိုယ့္ကိုကိုယ္ သတ္ေသတာ” နဲ႔ “သူမ်ားအသတ္ခံရတာ”ဘယ္ဟာပိုေကာင္းလဲလို႔ ေမးတာနဲ႔ အလားသ႑ာန္ တူပါတယ္ဗ်ာ

Funny Audio

click on & listen the joke
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_audio.html

"BEST JOKE" award winner in UK

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK

 

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

 

(This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain)

joke from FB

http://www.offthemark.com/

K9 having fun at Facebook :)

after a long weekend comic

learn a language cartoon pretty good presentation

https://www.pimsleurapproach.com/opttopop_v9.asp?sid=25039bnr

iphone ipad ipod ipaid cartoon

just for laughs

“Dilbert (first published April 16, 1989) is an American comic strip written and drawn by Scott Adams. Dilbert is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring the engineer Dilbert as the title character.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilbert

about creator of Dilbert “ Scott Adams was born in Windham, New York in 1957, and graduated valedictorian from Windham Central School, in a class size of 39. He remained in the area for college, receiving his Bachelor's degree in Economics from Hartwick College in 1979. He also studied economics and management for his 1986 MBA from the Haas School of Business at the University of California, Berkeley.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams

comics - snoopy by honorable Charles M. Schulz

This post is a special tribute to late Charles M. Schulz. In 1984 Charles said, "A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing every day without repeating himself."
THE CHARLES M. SCHULZ MUSEUM IS LOCATED AT:
2301 Hardies Lane Santa Rosa California 95403
http://www.schulzmuseum.org/
Here one more great work by the artist - Snoopy for all:)

timeless comic by Charles M. Schulz :) Original publish date Dec 20, 1962

http://comics.com/peanuts/?Page=7

comics - Versions of Ourselves -Dilbert by Scott Adams

This post is a special tribute to Scott Adams - the artist and creator of Dilbert comic. At Scott Adams blog he said, I quoted "I have a theory that humans have a natural impulse to create things that are versions of themselves, or parts of themselves." http://dilbert.com/blog/
here one more for laugh :)

comics -just for laugh :) -Dilbert by Scott Adams

I like cartoon :) here another cartoon-President Obama

We all may remember 'On the campaign trail, Senator Barack Obama offered a pledge that electrified and motivated his liberal base, vowing to “end the war” '.
But now...see the cartoon
His pledge quoted from http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/us/politics/04military.html