Doctor in action

MY DOCTOR

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again! 

 

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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years ..

Before he realized she was Chinese.

 

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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. 
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, 
So, the doctor gave him another six months. 

 

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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, 

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." 

The doctor said, 

"Tell him I can't see him."

 

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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, 

"Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops."

 

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One patient came in and said,

"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem" 
The doctor asked, "When did it start?"

The man replied, 
"When did what start?" 

 

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I remember one time I told my doctor 

I had a ringing in my ears. 

His advice: 

"Don't answer it." 

 

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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, 
He told me to stop going to those places!

 

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You know, doctors can be so frustrating. 

You wait a month and a half for an appointment, 

Then he says, 

"I wish you had come to me sooner."