This is
a "BEST JOKE"
award winner in
UK
One
Chinese person
walks into a bar
in America late
one night and he
saw Steven
Spielberg. As he
was a great fan
of his movies,
he rushes over
to him, and asks
for his
autograph.
Instead,
Spielberg gives
him a slap and
says "You
Chinese people
bombed our Pearl
Harbor, get out
of here."
The
astonished
Chinese man
replied "It was
not the Chinese
who bombed your
Pearl Harbor, it
was the
Japanese".
"Chinese,
Japanese,
Taiwanese,
you're all the
same," replied
Spielberg.
In
return, the
Chinese gives
Spielberg a slap
and says "You
sank the
Titanic; my
forefathers were
on that ship."
Shocked,
Spielberg
replies "It was
the iceberg that
sank the ship,
not me."
The
Chinese replies,
"Iceberg,
Spielberg,
Carlsberg,
you're all the
same."
(This particular joke won an award for the best
joke in a
competition in
Britain)
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